Protecting Womyn Everywhere Through Re-Education
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New Classes Start Soon

Posted Sat, 01/04/1997 - 05:14 by Frida

Hello Womyn. It's another fabulous day in Amerika where men are the cause of all of the world's suffering. As womyn, we must join together and twist the lies of the man against him and pull back what is rightfully ours. Build your self esteem using this method.

This next session will focus on the following topics:

1. Why are men stronger than women, physically?

Learn all about male anatomy so you can know his vulnerabilities.

2. Why does he like football and sports?

You'll learn how watching sports induces men into violent frenzies similar to apes and other primates.

3. Why won't men ask me out on a date?

Here you'll acquire the confidence necessary to thwart off any male communication. Even if they aren't talking to you, they are sizing you up (probably to rape you) with their beady little eyes.

4. Why do we let our hair grow out everywhere?

In this segment, you'll discover why you feel the need to cut your God-given hairs and you'll learn the skills necessary to not feel guilty about letting your hair grow...I'm talking all hair: arms, legs, bikini, face, neck, moustache...everything. If that's how you look, then that's how you look. Men are the ones who made you believe you looked ugly with a face full of hair.

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Of Course You're Angry - Inspirational Tales Of Hope and Despair

Posted Thu, 09/20/2001 - 20:36 by Gina

Men. We hate them. We hate them so much it makes our blood boil.

So, why exactly? Well, it's so damn easy to count the ways. Let's take a stab at the questions, shall we?

Why Doesn't He Answer The Phone When I Call?

Simply put, he doesn't want to be burdened with you. He knows you'll likely talk about the nothingness-of-being and not really have anything important to say. Men like to converse on the phone regarding important and relevant matters and not just talk on the phone for the sake of talking on the phone. While women love to chat and gab endlessly, men prefer to stick to just the facts. And, since you're likely not calling to state the facts, you'll get the automatic IGNORE when you attempt to call his phone. Damn caller ID makes it nearly impossible to get a hold of any man on their terms.

When I Catch Him Lying, He Keeps Lying

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Testicles Are True Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Posted Fri, 04/10/1998 - 16:24 by Frida

It's time to FIGHT BACK!

Male energy is toxic destruction. Men are our enemies due to their insatiable need to control and dominate others for both money and power.

In the name of 'capitalism' this ultra-greedy lifestyle is not only accepted, but is encouraged and rewarded.

Ever since I was a little girl, boys always made fun of me and laughed at me. No one ever asked me to prom or asked me to any school dance. So, I started reading books. Lots and lots of books. Soon, after the years passed quickly, I started collecting cats. Herds and herds of cute, furry cats. It was then I realized that I, nor YOU, need men at all.

Procreation: Use Anonymous Sperm Donors

Unfortunately, us womyn need man-batter to have babies. It's a God-given fact that we need man's Twinkie filling to make a baby. So what do you do when you're short of Bavarian yogurt? Well, to find home squeezed man juice, visit a fertility clinic and tell then that you want some anonymous cock-fizz. Yes, this man-root extract is potent and you won't need much to impregnate yourself. So go get yourself some pud suds at any local fertility clinic and raise your new child fatherless. Trust me, he'll thank you for it later.

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Twist and Pull - Learn How

Posted Wed, 01/08/1997 - 21:32 by Frida

Nothing incapacitates a male like a good twist and pull. You'll take their breath way as they instantly become whining, crying children as soon as the move is executed.

Here's how to execute the move:

1. Lure your male prey into a compromising position.

2. Gently grasp the testicles using both hands. Make sure to have a smile on your face while doing this or the primitive male will get spooked.

3. Just before executing the move, say the words, "I do this for womyn everywhere!'. Then, turn your smile into a demonic frown. Make sure to show your teeth.

4. When you're ready to execute the move, with a single sweeping motion, twist the testicles counter-clockwise 180 degrees, then yank DOWNWARD on the package until you hear the male beg for his life.

Now, it's important to note that screams are normal for this operation. If he's not screaming bloody-murder, than you didn't execute the move correctly. It may take a few warmup men to perfect this procedure. Find a un-confident man at a bar and lure him back to your place and practice a few times before going for the trophy pull on your own man.

DISCLAIMER: Always obey local laws in your area regarding twisting and pulling.

Centuries of Womyn is an organization focused on reinstating the rights of Women everywhere. Taken by men, our rights have been gradually removed from us so we are now reduced into baby-making sex-and-house-slaves who's sole purpose is to satisfy men at their beck and call.

For centuries, womyn have been nothing but tokens of ownership, status, and are treated as mere property of men. Men enlist women to clean for them, bare their children, and provide emotional support to help men succeed while woman lay silently in the wings serving them. No credit is ever given to the woman. As a matter of fact, men usually go out of their way to CONCEAL the woman's role in the relationship.

Trained as little girls, woman are taught to cherish their wedding day as the happiest day of their life when, in fact, it is their saddest day. They are now no longer themselves. They are MRS. Neanderthal and their identity, and even their name, is stripped from them for the rest of their lives.